I absolutely loved her early stuff. Then despite her chunking up, stealing jokes and becoming a gun control nut I still kind of wanted her to bounce back.
I just watched a sketch she did called “down to earth”. wow it’s excrement. I mean just shit. Ruined my whole fucking day.
Well the newest worst thing on youtube is this video.
Ok so it starts out with Jenny from the block on a payphone in the rain (because that’s how we used to talk but now we ain’t havin that hahahah). Then we transition to where she’s behind a desk and in the background you hear a Hillary Clinton recording talking about “Women’s rights are human rights” (but not Monica blue dress or any of the myriad other women on Bubba’s hit list) but equal pay an shit. Oh she’s handed a script by a white man, lol she ain’t havin that, she literally flips it, like towards the camera.
Now it turns to a male model in a white (of course) dress shirt with a tie (goddam the man) reading a newspaper. Next it gets to the song which is awful, she basically mumbles ooooaaaahhh I ain’t yo mamma. no more playing video games? Then she dumps some food on the models head. She keeps declaring “I’m too good for that” but she keeps acting like a lunatic. That dude is probably wishing you would move on and is smashing cooz half your age.
There is literally no hook in the first trailer, which is not a good sign. The trailer starts out with the original three meeting a ghost in a library. That’s about where the similarities end. In the original Bill Murray’s interaction is both hilarious and scary at the same time, providing a perfect framing of what the rest of the movie is going to be. In the reboot Kristen Wiig approaches the ghost and it vomits on her. Then followed up by her saying “that stuff went everywhere, in every crack”. No…no it didn’t you were fully clothed and unless you stripped down and rubbed it into your ass that’s just not possible, this was just projectile vomit not Kesha’s producer.
To kate mckinnons character “holtzman you’re a brilliant engineer”. Camera shows some cgi machines with led’s attached, then switches to holtzman who drinks a soda and winks. HOT DAMN I’M SOLD.
Kristin Wiig’s skill is quantum physics which we establish by showing some mathematical scribbling on a white board (no explanation as to what quantum physics has to do with ghostbustin). WHO CARES CHICKS IN STEM!!.
Still have no idea what melissa mccarthy’s character does(she has an oscar nomination) other that narrate in a goofy helmet. DIVERSITY!!
Now it gets really confusing.
In the original Ernie Hudson’s character applies for the job. In this version a very large black woman shows up and basically tells the white women she is joining the club. Her contribution? Well the white women know all that “science stuff” but she knows New York and her uncle has a car they can use…which is…no…yes…a hearse.
Yes a black female New Yorker character provides street knowledge and a hearse.
The rest of the trailer doesn’t make much sense other than Twitter went nuts over Kate McKinnon licking her guns and the black lady yelling and smacking people.
I’ll go ahead and call it now once this abortion flops those involved will blame the studio executives for killing their original vision which would have been the Godfather of Ghostbustin movies.
I’m watching one episode and shes talking about the republican party, something she knows jackshit about, but goddamit were gonna hear her opinion about it cause shes on HBO and well you’re racist. No gap.
Hot dogs that’s why, and feminism.
Andy Capp is asking really really dumb questions. Does this actually happen in hipster life? Here’s a suggestion, stay away the bitch is emotionally unstable she hasn’t stopped crying since the first episode. Andy Capp had one complaint, she has so many they had to slow down the goddam camera to fit them in. Andy is absolutely terrified that he’s about to meet Lizzie Borden. I hope they have some sort of security behind the camera. She confessed to kissing someone, (likely her cat). lol she asked why hasn’t he been in a relationship since they broke up? BECAUSE HE’S GAY, the dude is literally catching on fire and she’s still crying.
Holy Shit. Please watch this. I made it through the first episode and I’m still not sure if it’s serious or a joke. The premise seems to be hipster Andy Capp having a sober discussion with Flo about why their relationship ended. Apparently there is a second episode but I need time to process how the first one happened to begin with.
and if you don’t know why it was really great, ask your parents, because it really was. it was absolutely wonderful. they used to have a top twenty countdown where you never knew where your favorite song would end up, but you watched anyway and you rooted for your favorite. There was bel biv devo against guns n roses, whatever it all changed with nirvana which is another story. MTV was never meant to be an “educational’ source. which it shouldn’t be. ugh yet a simple youtube search shows its been hijacked.
The revenge movie for generation x. The soundtrack alone is amazing then you throw in Ernie Hudson and the lil white dude from the warriors. Plus Brandon Lee RIP man.
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