Wow Amy Schumer is terrible now

I absolutely loved her early stuff.  Then despite her chunking up, stealing jokes and becoming a gun control nut I still kind of wanted her to bounce back.

I just watched a sketch she did called “down to earth”.  wow it’s excrement.  I mean just shit.  Ruined my whole fucking day.

Jennifer Lopez “I ain’t yo mama” sigh

Well the newest worst thing on youtube is this video.

Ok so it starts out with Jenny from the block on a payphone in the rain (because that’s how we used to talk but now we ain’t havin that hahahah). Then we transition to where she’s behind a desk and in the background you hear a Hillary Clinton recording talking about “Women’s rights are human rights” (but not Monica blue dress or any of the myriad other women on Bubba’s hit list) but equal pay an shit. Oh she’s handed a script by a white man, lol she ain’t havin that, she literally flips it, like towards the camera.

Now it turns to a male model in a white (of course) dress shirt with a tie (goddam the man) reading a newspaper.  Next it gets to the song which is awful, she basically mumbles ooooaaaahhh I ain’t yo mamma.  no more playing video games?  Then she dumps some food on the models head.  She keeps declaring “I’m too good for that” but she keeps acting like a lunatic.  That dude is probably wishing you would move on and is smashing cooz half your age.

Ali and Andrew part 2. sigh. just…ya know maybe its time to quit

Andy Capp is asking really really dumb questions.  Does this actually happen in hipster life?  Here’s a suggestion, stay away the bitch is emotionally unstable she hasn’t stopped crying since the first episode.  Andy Capp had one complaint, she has so many they had to slow down the goddam camera to fit them in.  Andy is absolutely terrified that he’s about to meet Lizzie Borden.  I hope they have some sort of security behind the camera.  She confessed to kissing someone, (likely her cat).   lol she asked why hasn’t he been in a relationship since they broke up?  BECAUSE HE’S GAY, the dude is literally catching on fire and she’s still crying.

ok so there was this tv channel called MTV that was really great

and if you don’t know why it was really great, ask your parents, because it really was.  it was absolutely wonderful.  they used to have a top twenty countdown where you never knew where your favorite song would end up, but you watched anyway and you rooted for your favorite.  There was bel biv devo against guns n roses, whatever it all changed with nirvana which is another story.  MTV was never meant to be an “educational’ source.  which it shouldn’t be.  ugh yet a simple youtube search shows its been hijacked.

The crow

The revenge movie for generation x.  The soundtrack alone is amazing then you throw in Ernie Hudson and the lil white dude from the warriors.  Plus Brandon Lee RIP man.