I really dislike humanity. There’s this new conflict between internet attention whores, jessi smiles and Curtis Lepore. If those names mean nothing to you congratulations you probably actually read books or work instead of watching reality tv. But apparently two waterheads got together making vine clips, which are short movies of people being idiots. Well shockingly that isn’t grounds for a solid relationship. So as these type of love stories go, the sleeved up dipshit raped the bubble headed hipster glasses brainiac. So she publishes this YouTube video about how awful her experience was and then gets upset because her rapist is vegan and if she reports him he won’t get the food he eats in jail. I am really not making this up, although it would make a great snl skit.